Are we delving into mysteries we weren’t meant to know?
A large vagina enters the room and bites a very boring man. HORROR!! IS!! BORN!!
A night of horror!! Singing!! (actually, no singing) A MONSTER!!
Have you ever pissed yourself laughing? Have you ever pissed yourself? INTRIGUE?!
SKELETONS!! WITCHES!! GOBLINS!!! VAG!!
Theo Seddon explores what it means to be a man with a vagina, so take the clunge and snatch up a ticket. This show is not gash. Stop fannying around, look at (t)wat lies ahead. DANGER!!